Code of conduct!

Well thank you Tris
this gave me a good little laugh
very true and as such
i think it will become the motto
for the make bad choices club
of which i am one of the founding members
hehe yeah anyone else want to join my club!



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WARNING: The consumption of
alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra
and panties.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you are whispering when you are not.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major
factor in dancing like a retard.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
tell your friends over and over again that you
love them.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
think you can sing.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you can logically converse with members
of the opposite sex without spitting.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster
and better looking than most people.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
think people are laughing WITH you.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
pregnancy.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major
factor in getting your ass kicked.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may Mack you
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