Valentines day card rejects
8. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk / But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
7.Our love will never become cold and hollow / Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
6. I bought this Valentine's card at the store / In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
5. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class / Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
4.Through all the things that came to pass / Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
3.Before I met you, my heart was so famished / But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
2.I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny / So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister / You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
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