Well Kalen and i are going to write a romance novel
inspired by our good friends at caffe
we do not have very much yet
a cast of characters
and a couple story lines
this is it
it is great fun
OHH YES AND KEEP IN MIND THIS IS A FICTION BOOK!
Caffe' Trashy Romance Novel - Take 1
Cast of Characters - Alphabetical Order
1. Angie Smeera, bartender / ho (Ali)
2. Blaine Pipeslayer, young prodigy gunfighter (Brian)
3. Calista Muff, owner of brothel (Krista)
4. Clitty de la Vulva, mexican maid / Miguel Angel’s sister (Cynthia)
5. Colleen Ridewood, head ho (Kalen)
6. Colonel Tandem, local military man / regular at brothel (Tanner)
7. Cross Hardwood, piano player at brothel / helpless drunk / Mona’s
brother (Ross)
8. Darrin Whipme, cowboy / regular at brothel (Devin)
9. Enrique, The Latin Lover, name says it all (Enrique)
10. Jay McDrizzle, cowboy / regular at brothel (Jerry)
11. Jim Rashy, barbershop owner / regular at brothel (James)
12. Johnny Rushdick, town sheriff / a-hole (John R.)
13. Katrina Slammer, lounge singer (Katherine)
14. Lola Nubbins, ho (Laura)
15. Madame Gushalot, madame of brothel (Peggy)
16. Miguel Angel de la Vulva, stable boy (Jorge)
17. Mona Hardwood, ho / Cross’ sister (Amanda)
18. Nicky Saddles, innovative ho (Nicole)
19. Spurtin Rivers, regular at brothel (Steve)
20. Thatch Marshall, male ho (Taylor)
21. Vivacia Melons, “below” ho (Veronica)
* note: family relationships do NOT exempt characters from sexual
encounters
Background Stories / Subplots
1. Katrina is a widow; her late husband was the town sheriff before he
was killed by Cross
2. Miguel Angel and sister Clitty are typical mexican immigrants; have
the lower-class jobs at brothel (cleaning up the bedrooms and mucking out
the stable - very un-PC)
Lines / Quotes to include:
1. “We’re getting slammed in here, send up Angie! ...And some lube!”
2. “Women eat this when they’re on their periods. Crabs?!”
Yeah anyone got any good ideas for it let me know!
7 comments:
Hmmmm I dunno, rather offended that Laura is in there and I'm not!!! She's not even passed the 90 day mark...
Oh wait that's right I don't really do the work/social thing... right. That explains it. Hee hee just kidding...
Tristen? ok well it is not a complete list! dont worry!! and laura just kind of jumped in there cause someone made up a name for her.
Don't feel bad, I'm not in there either... but I guess you have to somewhat be a part of the oh-so-great morning crew to make the cast list. Or sleep with the director... LOL.
ok now who is this?? i already know that you are not on the morning crew but i cant figure out who it is!! sign you comments damit!! haha :) and sleeping with the director is a good course of action!
As co-director, I would also like to put my requests in for people to sleep with me. All approaches are greatly appreciated.
OK so, if you want to be in it, we're not discriminating against night crew (I work like one morning every 2 weeks, anyhow), think of a trashy name that sounds similar to your own (first and last) and the role that best fits you (and your position at Caffe)...
And we'll add you! Yay!
-Kalen
ME again, just wanted to add that we are in need of more ho's...I mean for a fully-functional brothel, we really only have like 6 ho's...prolly not enough to go around if you know what I mean...
-K
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