but this is the first time
i have had enough brain cells to update
Katherine and I had an awsome weekend
we left on friday night
and didnt get into the city of sin til Sat morning
and having been awake for over 24 hours
the logical idea is to go to the strip
and suck down some yard long margaritas
but hey it is vegas
after 28 hours of no sleep we crashed out for about 2 hours
needless to say this is how that entire weekend went
we spent our time napping during the day
getting hopped up on stackers
and drinking our common sense away
there was also a point where we did lines of Percocet
yeah it seemed like a good idea at the time!
haha
there are some classic quotes from the weekend
and these are in addition to the sayings that we picked up


Vegas
I am sure that those who dont know us will not find these as funny
but just know
these are all things that actually came out of our mouths
which is kind of scary
3:41am in the Bakersfield Denny's
"what flavor is it?" ~Ali
"It has a flavor dont be so picky!" ~Kat
"It's $2.09 thats a little rich for my taste!" ~Ali
"You can put the girl in Bakersfield
but you cant put Bakersfield in the girl" ~Kat
"My cell phone is in the car
Shit! i shold not say that out loud." ~Ali
just getting into vegas area
"Is that a kangaroo? Do you have kangaroos in Vegas?
Sorry i just saw some roadkill" ~Kat talk to Clark on the phone
and the ones that just have no explanation
"shit we have not slept together in like... a week" ~Kat
"So there was George, Brian, Blah -Blah and then the guy i hooked up with" ~Kat
"You wanna know how to shut this bitch up?
Just order some Papa John's" ~Ali
possibly my favorite quote of the weekend
"So you're sitting on the ground outside of the Bellagio cuz your feet hurt;
long story short you find yourself doing lines of Percocet at the Jockey Club"
~Ali and Kat
After riding the roller coaster at NY NY
"That was a pretty expensive beating we just got.
Shit i could just ask Walker and get it for free!" ~Ali
After visiting the Beach (a dance club off the strip)
"Snoop dog called he wants you to stop by The Beach" ~Kat
"I'm not sure if I'm drunk or having a miscarrage but it doesnt feel good
~I'm pretty sure both of us at some point on the trip
And then the car ride back
"You have to find out whether random sex
is something you can deal with.
If not you just have to quit.
Get the patch or something." ~Ali
"They make a patch for that?" ~Kat
"Speed up you stupid car,
the murango's comming up quick" ~Ali with road rage
"We should have brought a little bit of vegas home with us" ~Ali
"Um, yeah i am pretty sure i did somewhere" ~Kat