TOP TEN ELF PICKUP LINES
10. I'm down here
9. Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy
8. I was once a lawn ornament for Jon Bon Jovi
7. I can get you off the naughty list
6. I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys
5. I'm a magical being. Take off your bra
4. No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over at Keebler
3. I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man
2. You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig
1. I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners
Made me laugh which has not been the easiest thing lately
ok really back to class!
1 comment:
Looking forward to hanging out sometime soon ali! Miss you Miss Miller 2004! Love ya! -Souz
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